Someone Please take this to LeMons (paging Long Voyager) 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 11/05/2018 at 11:31 • Filed to: autozone

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Here’s some highlights from the ad

“ have a pretty nice Plymouth Acclaim looks like a little CAD.”

“This is a semi-custom car and a lot of people like the look .”  

“These cars are hard to find”

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 11:41

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I can hear tortured screams...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 11:43

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I forgot to link the ad  https://racine.craigslist.org/cto/d/plymouth-acclaim-1992-four/6734562129.html

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 11:44

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a lot of people like the look?

me thinks this one of those cases where the owner aproaches random strangers on the street and points at his car saying aint she a beaut

and people agree with him whilst slowly backing away from the crackhead and avoiding eyecontact

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/05/2018 at 11:47

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If the owner honestly believes that he probably also believes Trump when Trump says that “lots of people say I’m smart”

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 11:56

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He’s technically correct though...I’d wager lots of people say “Trump is sooooooo smart” *eyeroll*

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 12:38

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Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 12:39

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I mean, I know I have a weird fetish, but this thing is just...................Just burn it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 11/05/2018 at 12:39

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only you can save it. 

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 12:41

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Well he has cut his price in half since the last month. It’s still about $500 more than I’d pay for this thing. It’s beyond saving, it would just be a drivetrain donor at best.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 11/05/2018 at 12:42

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I still think it could make a great LeMons car, or even just a rallyX beater. 

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 11/05/2018 at 12:44

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That’s fine................ Goes and smacks trunk while yelling “Shut the fuck up in there” .......................She settles down once you start driving........

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 12:47

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I’ve brought home some sketchy stuff:

Such as this rolled Eclipse that had been cut open to get the into the car.

I wouldn’t even think to put this abomination in my driveway.

ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/05/2018 at 18:50

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“A lot of people like the look”, probably the same people that put green outdoor carpet all over their front steps. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ranwhenparked 11/05/2018 at 19:02

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What about green outdoor carpet all over the outside of your camper van?